Monday, August 3, 2009
SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO OUR MOST INFAMOUS DOG IN SEMBAWANG SECONDARY SCHOOL a.k.a WOON YONGJIE 3T1 !
IT HAPPENS ONCE UPON A TIME, WHEN I CAME UPON A POOR & PATHETIC DOG BARKING IN A LONELY DARK CORNER. I PITIED HIM, DUE TO THE VERY FACT THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY GAY. WHAT WAS THE REASON THAT RESULTED IN ME SAYING THIS? IT WAS SIMPLY DUE TO HE'S SMALL AND IMMATURE ACTIONS ( WALKING AROUND AIMLESSLY IN SCHOOL TO FIND HIS GAY PARTNER TO DO DOGGY STYLE, PESTERING INNOCENT GIRLS, ALL HIS ACTIONS GAVE ME THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WAS A TOTAL GAY.
HOWEVER,THIS COWARDLY DOG DECIDED TO CONFRONT ME IN .... FACEBOOK! LOL! I THOUGHT HE WOULD RETALIATE BY GETTING BACK ON ME IN REAL LIFE BUT GEEZ, HE'S JUST ANOTHER COWARDLY KEYBOARD WARRIOR WHO WHINES & RANTS BEHIND HIS COMPUTER LOL! I BET HE'S STILL VERY MUCH DEPENDENT ON HIS MOTHER, THOUGHT HE'S ABLE TO HIDE UNDER HER MOTHER SKIRT FOREVER LULZZZZ!!!!
NOW WE SHOULD ENTER THE MAIN TOPIC SHALL WE? IN FACEBOOK, I'M VERY AMAZED BY HIS COMMAND OF ENGLISH, WHICH IS VERY LIKELY ''YONG JIE ENGLISH PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY''. EVEN A PRIMARY SCHOOL KID CAN DO BETTER THAN HIM, BE IT IN SPEAKING FLUENT ENGLISH( MAYBE NOT THAT FLUENT...BUT STILL BETTER) OR EVEN WRITING COMPOSITIONS. LET ME QUOTE A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE, MY GOOD CHAT WITH HIM IN FACEBOOK ABOUT 30MINUTES AGO WAS DEFINITELY ENJOYING. HE'S ONLY CAPABLE OF WORDS LIKE ''UR FATHER IS DOG , GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER, YOU DOG LA AND ASKED ME TO GO BACK IN MY MAMA PUSSY? LOLWUT??? TOTALLY JUST REPETITIVE, IT JUST MAKES ME TOTALLY ANNOYED.
VULGARITIES DOESNT HURT YEA? YOU ARE JUST WASTING YOUR OWN TIME TRYING HARD TO MAKE ME AGITATED, WELL YOU GOT YOUR AIM & I WAS AMUSED ! OH PLEASE REFER TO MY TAGBOARD, MY DEAR LOYAL FANS. YONGJIE: text me, come on you not happy eh, DOTS... WELL I PRETTY MUCH FOLLOWED WHAT YOU SAID EXCEPT THAT THIS DOG WENT BACK ON HIS BLOODY WORDS. SO MAY I KNOW MR DOGGY WOON, WHERE IN EARTH IS YOUR NUMBER? DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS TO GIVE ME & YET WANTED TO ASK ME TEXT YOU? FOR GOODNESS SAKE, USE MORE OF YOUR BRAIN, I BET ITS ROTTING AFTER YOU DIDNT PUT IT TO GOOD USE FOR YEARS! HOW THE HECK WOULD I MESSAGE YOU? TELEPATHY OR SOMETHING, DEFINITELY NOT, I DONT WISH TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU EITHER.
CLEVER ME, OR MAYBE YOU ARE JUST TOO DUMB? LEAVING YOUR NUMBER & ADDRESSES IN YOUR FACEBOOK INFORMATION LMAO!!!! TOTAL EPIC FAILURE MAN! I TRIED TO JIO YOU MEET REAL LIFE BUT ALL YOU SAY IS JUST , '' WHY SHOULD I , NO POINT.'' SMLJ POINT???? I BET YOU ARE JUST SCARED, ACTING LIKE A TYPICAL KEYBOARD WARRIOR WHO THINKS CAN OWN THE CYBER WORLD WITH UR BARELY UNDERSTANDABLE ENGLISH & RETARDED BRAIN. NO AMOUNT OF WORDS CAN SIMPLY DESCRIBE YOUR STUPIDITY. I THINK I SHALL END HERE, NO POINT GETTING ANGRY OVER SOMEONE WHO DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND, THIS MAY SEE LIKE A WALL OF TEXT TO HIM MAYBE, OR HIS RETARDED BRAIN SIMPLY CANT DECIPHER WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT & MAY EVEN SOUNDS GREEK TO HIM LOLS! I WONDER WHY THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE CAN CONTAIN HIM & LET HIM POLLUTED THIS WORLD WITH HIS NONSENSICAL BEHAVIOUR WHICH IS TOTALLY INCORRIGIBLE & ATROCIOUS.
ANYONE INTERESTED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM CAN CONTACT MR DOGGY WOON YONG JIE AS BELOW:
DOGGY TAG: DOGGY WOON YONG JIE
DOGGY HOUSE: SEMBAWANG CLOSE BLOCK 323 (ONLY DIRECTED @ HIM, NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE LIVING IN THAT BLOCK)
DOGGY CONTACT NUMBER: 98938930
PLEASE , ANYONE IS INTERESTED TO FIND OUT HOW ATROCIOUS AND WEAK HIS ENGLISH IS, PLEASE KINDLY VISIT http://music-can-never-die.blogspot.com/ , I GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL SURELY HAVE A GOOD TIME THERE YEA ^^ SHALL END MY SPEECH HERE. TATA, WELCOME IDIOTS OR WHINERS THAT SUPPORT THE DOGGY TO SPAM ME HOWEVER U LIKE.
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